Redneck??

You might be a redneck if... you tie the bottle calf in the back of the Ford Ranger Truck and take him back to Grandma and Grandpa's barn. Yes, we did it! We haltered Cowboy, loaded him in the back of the Ranger, and tied him to the dog chain to take him back (we sure are glad Grandpa and Grandma live close). He road quite nice, he laid down most of the way and didn't even try to jump over the side. I can't wait until one of the girls write or draw a picture about this experience in the journal or something at school this year... always a proud moment!